Poop Inc. delivers world-class waste management, biological asset storage, and portable sanitation solutions for businesses that demand excellence.
Trusted by industry leaders worldwide
From secure storage to portable sanitation, Poop Inc. provides end-to-end solutions tailored to your business needs.
Store your biological assets in our cutting-edge, climate-controlled facility equipped with 24/7 surveillance, advanced filtration systems, and redundant environmental controls for maximum security.
Contribute your deposit to groundbreaking scientific research. Your contribution advances medical breakthroughs and supports institutional research programs across leading universities.
Preserve your legacy. Transfer your biological deposit as a cherished family heirloom through our secure will and estate planning program. Your legacy lives on for generations.
Lock away at least 5 pounds per month and earn recurring discounts on Taco Bell. The more you deposit, the more you save on your favorite Mexican cuisine.
Receive your own secure, individually locked deposit box with unique identification. Track your deposits in real-time through our proprietary client portal.
A world where you never have to soiled yourself again. Our premium portable sanitation units ensure you always have a Poop Inc solution at your fingertips, wherever you go.
Under the visionary guidance of CEO Luc Poopink, Poop Inc. has grown from a bold startup idea into the world's premier waste management and biological asset storage company.
Luc founded Poop Inc. with a singular mission: to transform how society handles waste — turning what was once considered a burden into a valuable, managed resource.
"Every deposit tells a story. Our job is to ensure that story is one of trust, security, and innovation." — Luc Poopink, CEO
We don't just manage waste — we engineer trust, security, and innovation into every interaction.
Military-grade encryption for your digital deposits. Biometric access controls at every facility. Your assets are safer with us than in a federal vault.
Our proprietary BioTrack™ platform provides real-time monitoring, analytics, and reporting. We invest 15% of revenue back into R&D.
Committed to sustainable practices. Our facilities operate on 100% renewable energy, and we offset 3x our carbon footprint annually.
Don't just take our word for it. Hear from the businesses and families who trust Poop Inc. with their most precious assets.
"Poop Inc. transformed our waste management operations completely. Their deposit box system is secure, transparent, and the Taco Bell rewards alone have saved us thousands."
"The heirloom program gave us peace of mind. Knowing our family's legacy is preserved with such professionalism and care is priceless. Poop Inc. truly understands trust."
"Honestly I was just looking for somewhere to take a dump."
Join hundreds of businesses and families who trust Poop Inc. with their waste management and biological asset storage needs.